gary numan, a singular prophet amongst many in his generation, foresaw this, and he did so in stylish mod attire. kudos for that, gary.
what did he predict? what the hell am I talking about??
well, I’m about to purchase another automobile… you see, mine was stolen last fall. yep, right before thanksgiving even. thanks a lot, you turkeys. I just imagine she’s speeding along some oaxacan back roads, 4 pistons of doom, hurling her drunken, drug addled passengers towards the next mescal hold-up.
there are a lot of cars. they all run on refined oil. not to sound malthusian, but this is a big problem. there were lots of dinosaurs, but not that many. let me show you.








March 05, 2009, 10:23am
